Cockneys. Now in Colour
I would just like to take this opportunity to proclaim how much I love the work of Phil Daniels in the following homage... ahem.... *dims lights*
....Park Life!
....Park Life!!
....PARK LIFE!!!
...duh,duh,duh duh duh duh duh.....park life
Stiff upper lips chummy...
Deep in the Royal Air Force's training Head Quarters Air Marshall Ryan is busy stamping documents and checking flight schedules when two excited young cadets burst into his office.
The Air Mashall is not amused. "What is the manner of this interuption?!? This had better be good lads..."
Cadet one, " Oh, but it is Sir, you'll never believe it, Air cadet Bowie
has been sat in the mess all morning drinking Red Bull, and now he thinks
there's life on Mars..."
Cadet two, " yeah, and then quick as a flash I said... what did I say Larry"
Cadet one, " he said 'well it does give you wiiiings'"
Cadet two, "yeah, I said it gives you wiiiiiings"
Air Marshall Ryan, "wings?"
woooooooaaahhhhahahahahaha
Elmo's 'other' job....
Elmo, by day a children's TV favourite,
by night, a pole dancing stripper. Woooo....
hold on, did I see Bob the builder in that photo?
*scrolls back up*
OH....MY....GOD....
Stupid 20six and its photoblogs that screw up every 10 seconds
If it won't let me edit the size and save in the photo blog, it'll just have to go in here. Stupid crappy 20six....
Splash them milky chips...
Afternoon,
Just recently i've become addicted to the BBC news website. The handy short soundbytes of news appeal to my trvia obsessed mind. So, anyway, yesterday I came across a story that made me go 'ohhhh my'. The story is essentially regarding the farmers union and some disgruntled dairy farmers. The premise is pretty easy really. The supermarket industry is extremely competitive and agressive. This means from a shopper's point of view, that the large supermarket coporations are highly effcient, have good customer services and offer their products at extremely competitive prices. Inorder to do this they need to use their buying power and place in the market to secure their produce at prices which allow them to reap a large profit and still sell at competitive rates to you and I.
From the farmers point of view, it means that they are ever increasingly squeezed to sell their produce at low or lower prices. If they don't sell the produce to the supermarkets, more often than not, there is no one else to sell to, unless they try and sell it to the public themselves.
In this news story, it is the dairy farmers that are up in arms, saying that over the last 5 years the money they get for their produce means that in some cases it is not financially viable to even milk the cows. So this set of disgruntled set of farmers are going on protest, and this is the brilliant bit, they are protesting by turning up outside the supermarkets and giving the milk away to people for free. One farmer has even said that he's taking a cow, milking bucket and stool with him. I love it... I can just see him outside the supermarket with his sign that reads 'squeeze your own for free'. They could even get a Kenneth Williams impersonator to come and do the practical demonstrations.
The best bit is that these protests will be taking place in the north midlands at Easter, we're talking about places like Dudley, and Wolverhampton, Telford etc etc. Could you imagine the scene... the gentle folk of Wolves being stopped by a Kenneth Williams impersonator asking if they'd like to have a squeeze of his udder.... damn right too.... I say hear hear to the farmer! We don't give 'em enough support... I'd certainly be game...ooh still warm... don't come much fresher young master Ralph...
A bird in the hand....
It's like my mammy always told me, a bird in the hand is worth
two ducks in the car...
....cause that's so long as you don't mind the crazy frog watching...
Lets get this Pink Panther crap started in here...
Afternoon campers,
Seems like the boonie boy (the baby) has been having a spell of the 'Burt Kwocks' just recently. For those of you too young to remember Cato from the Pink Panther, that may have just sailed over your heads, so I'll divulge further. Along with his other new favourite hobbies, namely, turning the telly on and off as fast as possible and opening the toilet lid to chuck stuff in the loo (to that amusing and satisfying 'sploosh' noise), his new number one hobby is to remove all the pots and pans from the cupboard, before climbing inside the cupboard himself. He sits in there like a coiled spring waiting to launch a flying attack on anyone daft enough wonder past where he's hiding... Hiiiiii-yaaaaa, take that! *hurls rusk death stars*, *bites ankes* ahhhh Naughty Cato! The rare picture following was lifted from a CCTV image of the vigilante getting into position....
This can only be a sign of things to come, by time he's three I shall expect him to be dating one of Charlies Angels...
In other news, with the shear wave of spam blogs hitting 20six currently, on submitting this entry, I shall expect my blog to be on the 'freshly blogged list', sandwiched somewhere between 'A*al rape' and 'doggy action', good work 20six 
glad to see you're not going down hill with the platform change...
PS, for anyone who thought I was going to mention the new and up coming Pink Panther film, even it does have Beyounce Knowles it'll be crap, lets face it, you can't replace Peter Sellers...
